Thursday, October 23, 2008

What a day!

Well it started at 2:30 this morning when I was doing everything in my mind to try to stay asleep. I wasn't feeling the best and kept thinking I seriously need to get some sleep in cause my alarm will be going off soon.....well after tossing and turning until after 3:30 I obviously drifted back into sleep and barely got up in time to make it to work on time! I still didn't feel good and could tell a head cold was coming on my head weighed 900 lbs and I even took medicine to make me feel better I just wanted to not go and thought if I could make it for a few hours I might just leave early. Well...

I got a phone call from one of the nicest ladies at the school and she was needing some help with the copy machine she couldn't figure out how to refill the toner...so Jaime to rescue is what I thought and thought it would take me 5 maybe 10 minutes!! YEAH RIGHT! There was something totally wrong I believe because the little pull out thing that your supposed to pull out would not come and not come so with the power of two we pulled and out it came and out came the toner in a cloud of dust and when I say a cloud of dust I mean it was everywhere. Some did manage to go into the toner spot but as for the rest of it it covered the floor and covering the whole copy machine. We looked at each other in shock not quite sure who was to blame I thought I was she thought she was maybe it was a combination of both of us together!! Well probably close to an hour later we got it cleaned up and ourselfs washed up as well. Our hands were covered and well still 6 hours later I still have a slight tint to my hands and its on my fingernails looking like I just got done weeding a garden, Im am sure people who did not know what happened thought jeez her hands are dirty. Then...

I am standing there talking to some of the people I work with when one of them says I think your shirt is tearing well sure enough it was tearing all right started at the sleeve and was working its way down the side. Hmm...if I wouldn't have worn that undershirt maybe I would have felt the cool breeze or someone could have seen skin. Thank goodness that I decided to wear that undershirt! The thing that upsets me worst is that I just got this shirt on Tuesday I got it from Shopko maybe I shouldn't admit that and maybe that is a reason it tearing. It was like one thread just came loose and just kept making its way looser until maybe it could have just been an open flat. The hole was huge!! The basketball coach had given me a sweatshirt earlier way before my shirt ripped ( I did ask him if he seen it ripping and so that is why he gave it to me). So I shed the ripped shirt and wore the sweatshirt. Now lets talk about what makes this so bad....I wore these stretch pant things kinda like legging things but not quite more really like grandma stretch pants. So I had a huge sweatshirt tight stretch pants and high heels and having a head that weighed 900 lbs. Tell me how cute I was! ha ha! I took a picture of the shirt cause it was so funny I should have taken one with me in it and so you could really see the hole. BUT THEN....
Stupid man that was there to fix the cameras was there and I seriously think he was not all the way there. He said he forgot his cell phone and well he wasn't smart enough to fix the problem himself so he would come to the office use the phone right down instructions and go back to the closet where it was try to solve it and come back. The problem is is that whoever he was calling wouldn't answer so he would leave a message then wait for them to call him back. He kept wanting to take the cordless phone down there and time and time again I explained to him that it would loose reception cause it was too far away. I have many times carried that phone down there and well it doesn't work. So I suggested he take my cell phone I explained to him that him being in that closet he wouldn't have good reception so to step outside. Well....here he comes and says my phone died (I've been having major battery problems so I believed him) I looked at it and well it was still on with full battery...which leads me to believe he just lost service, ya think? He then secretly stole my cordless thinking and hoping it would work I guess, I went down there and sure enough he was like here it is I asked did it work down here and he said no so then he said can I bring down a phone from the office and hook it up down here? I said ya if there was a phone jack but I am almost positive there isn't so we looked and nope no jack. So he asked what time I left and I told him 3:30...well at 3:30 he is still in the office on the phone taking notes. At 3:40 he says to man he is talking too well I have until 3:30 beacuse they leave then he then looks at the clock and says oh she needs to leave then asks if he can take the phone with him. So once again I remind him it won't work down there. So he suggests he takes the phone and will sit in the hall and will answer it when it rings. He can't make the calls cause he doesn't have a code and I didn't give him mine. So therefore this man will sit with the school phone and as he is sitting in the hall he will answer calls for the school for those parents and salespeople that call after school hours! ha ha!! IDIOT:) Im rude I know, but it was a long day.

4 comments:

Kristi said...

I hate you and your gay day!!!!!!!!

Miller Family said...

oh jaime....what can i say to that other than i laughed until i almost peed my pants! sorry to laugh at your misery but i know you would do the same for me ;) if it is an consolation, it helped brighten my stupid sad day. :) Mandi

NEILANDSHALON said...

I AM HONESTLY LAUGHING TO HARD THAT I AM CRYING!!! I CAN SO PICTURE YOU WITH YOU "STIR UP" STRETCH PANTS ON AND YELLING AT A DORKY DUDE THAT DOESN'T GET IT!! I LOVE YOUR GUTS!! YOU TRULY MADE MY DAY!! I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!!! THANK YOU!!!

StubbsFamily said...

I want to see pic of the stretch pants and sweat shirt. HA HA. How did your run go this weekend?